Cute dates: Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima. Ronald McDonald and Wendy… Walter White and Nancy Botwin. Icebreaker: Are you familiar with my product?
By Ashish Seth
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT RULLI!
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April 30, Cafe Capone
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April 21, Chicago
Drove to Chicago. Stopped in the ghetto. Tried to piss beside a crack house. Pussy cat by the side walk. Pulled in to a Walmart. Took this piss and looked at iPods. Got to South Chicago. Again drove thru ghetto. Saw a man sell weed in the middle of the road, blocking traffic for blocks. No one honked. Made it downtown, yuppies all around, took the freeway out of town, made it to the hotel, small bed, a busted toilet leaking piss on the ground.
By Ashish Seth
Ashish Seth 